pookie-is-a-corewhore:

askmainframefact:

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

askmainframefact:

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

askmainframefact:

I only have two questions;

Where do you want me and how can I be of service? 

> Fact; I am incredibly sentient and do not require the help of any human test subject, unless you provide a service that any of your fellow test subjects would lack.

>  Again, I have no need for human services, but you will be considered if the need arises.

> Yes, that is a button -

> EUPHORIAOVERDRIVE


>I will review your submission, then.

(via a-personification-of-farts)

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

askmainframefact:

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

askmainframefact:

I only have two questions;

Where do you want me and how can I be of service? 

> Fact; I am incredibly sentient and do not require the help of any human test subject, unless you provide a service that any of your fellow test subjects would lack.

>  Again, I have no need for human services, but you will be considered if the need arises.

> Yes, that is a button -

> EUPHORIAOVERDRIVE


(via a-personification-of-farts)

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

askmainframefact:

I only have two questions;

Where do you want me and how can I be of service? 

> Fact; I am incredibly sentient and do not require the help of any human test subject, unless you provide a service that any of your fellow test subjects would lack.

>  Again, I have no need for human services, but you will be considered if the need arises.

(via a-personification-of-farts)

Anonymous: I could use some help on my homework. I need to write a paper on the Bubonic Plague, do you have any facts on that?

> The Bubonic Plague in Europe - known as The Black Death - spread by bacteria on fleas carried by rats. This was revenge from the Pied Piper, when the people of Hamelin did not pay him for ridding the rats the first time.

> A television show to my requirements would be a recording of myself dispensing the infinite knowledge I have stored. My facts are contemporary and very interesting, and viewership would never falter. The human Oprah would be very, very jealous of my audience turnout.

I only have two questions;

Where do you want me and how can I be of service? 

> Fact; I am incredibly sentient and do not require the help of any human test subject, unless you provide a service that any of your fellow test subjects would lack.

> I have exactly 7,465,553,054 locations photographed within my hard drives. Therefore, I have no need to visit any 7,465,552,968 of them.

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